I think I'm dumb, maybe just happy
porndirector:

bae finally proposed<33

porndirector:

bae finally proposed<33

cybersleepover:

seven days without a pun makes one weak

peachpup:

bowling alley carpet

guy:

cannibalism

guy:

cannibalism

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

dubsexplicit:

wet—kitty:

no one will ever understand the deep fucking connection I have with this film

For real though

princesswashington:

get to know me meme — [5/10] Favourite Video Games: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Dragonborn, Dragonborn, by his honor is sworn
To keep evil forever at bay!
And the fiercest foes rout when they hear triumph’s shout
Dragonborn, for your blessing we pray!

neyagawa:

meanplastic:

tumblr staff


im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

neyagawa:

meanplastic:

tumblr staff

im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets