god is dead and we didn’t even just kill him we completely annihilated him
Oh god, don’t let the moreo’s guy see this
Oreos are going through its weeboo phase
i’ve been having this fuckin 4’10” asian lady breathin this shit down my neck for 16 years
|—||WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)|
Ferguson residents return for another day of protesting to find that overnight the police had ripped up their signs and threw them in the dumpster.
|—||white kpop fans probably (via euthanizeallwhitepeople)|
cardio? more like cardino
not gonna lie, that sounds awful and really troublesome
This is so true. I love this description so much.
And then one of them has some random ad playing noise on it and I CAN NEVER FUCKING FIND IT!
so is writers block when you accidentally close them all at the same time?
Forced reboot to install updates.
All these tabs open with different things on them and they all have some kind of audio playing at the same time. And sometimes you get reverse block, which is when a thousand ads pop up and you can’t close them cause another one takes its place.
THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH
This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry
this is fucking hilarious
This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.