the-absolute-funniest-posts:

ruinedchildhood:

me

jaclcfrost:

i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then i realized

there is

it’s just an oven

articpolar:

tie dying shirts with the blood of your unfollowers

lazycookies:

*rubs eyes*

*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*

*scREAMS*

teenytigress:

hungarian:

if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon

Then, everything changed when the firemelon attacked

donttouchmydestiel:

pancakestein:

you’re standing on a life-sized map

olddavidgilmour:

is0lated-system:

littlemisspartyhardy:

sunpeach:

okay does anyone else find it kind of strange that dove makes chocolate and body soap

magnum makes condoms and popsicles lol

Bic makes lighters and school supplies

Yamaha makes motorbikes and pianos

dove body soap and dove chocolate are fro mtwo different companies ok get out of here omg

oxagen:

x

comemarvelatthis:

Tony Stark being perfectly himself

notagirloraboy:

I WOULD LITERALLY DIE IF A BB SEAL CAME SCOOTING UP TO ME

watchtheskytonight:

letmelarryyou:

theonlygrizzlybear:

theevergreenpark:

vchrisi:

I only reblogged this for the bing dress

I PISSEED MYSELF AT INTERNET EXPLORER

The paper bag princess….

OH LORD I’M DYING

apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”